Great job Republican scum! - eviltoast
  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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    2 months ago

    I strongly encourage all Florida pure bloods to stay out of the FEMA death camps. Shelter in place.

    Fun Fact: when you’re heating the sewage water to drink in your flooded town, you don’t actually need to boil it. It’s fine to just heat it up until you can’t keep your hand in the water for ten seconds, that means it’s hot enough to kill bacteria.

    • BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org
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      2 months ago

      While you’re giving good advice, remember to tell these poor folks in the path that staying in the house is not the safest option. They need to be outside the house, or any other form of potential collapse or collateral damage such as cars, sheds, trees, etc. They need to huddle about 15 feet away from any of those things, keeping the object of choice between them and the wind.

      If an American flag is nearby, grab it and wrap yourself and your family in it, praying to god with all your might so he will protect you. My aunt Mildred had to do that in Helene, and god saved her by wrapping his holy hands over her family.