This is absolute Reddit shit.
You absolute humidor. Nah. This works a lot of the time, but not all the time 🤣
You absolute strawberry plant
You absolute fishtank
You absolute houseplant
Yeah, this checks out
Close!
This has been a Brit thing for a decade or so, particularly Scots and Northern English. The idea is to use a noun that could already be a slightly insulting word to start with, like ‘potato’ in the example
You absolute donkey
You absolute cabbage
You absolute bin-bag
You absolute Belgian
Etc etc
You shouldn’t have given me this new power you absolute pork tenderloin!
I love it! Lol
Foods definitely work best, you absolute Dorito.
Don’t be so sure about that, you absolute budgerigar.
You absolute noun
You absolute winner
You absolute king
You absolute beast
Im bad at this
No you’re not you absolute gummy bear
You absolute water bottle
You absolute textbook.
Yeah, you.
How dare you say that? you absolute toothpaste
I think his name is based on “Harvey Dent”, and not “dentistry” you absolute dolphin
Thank… You…?
Get out of here, you absolute integer.
What a non-negative thing to say.
It’s only natural to say it
You absolute absolute
You absolute value
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Explain this then.
You absolute sith.