Anon doesn’t realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.
In this case maybe there was only one
I doubt it.
I’m at a fucking
:.|:;for wordsHoly shit how
Like this
:.|:;Edit to be more informative
It’s :.|:; with a ‘strikethrough’ through the whole thing.
So — Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a ‘strikethrough’ (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you’re striking through
like so)~~:.|:;~~
Words like last names?
Roll Pride
probably: fake
definitely: gayVery: kinky
Hotel: Trivago
Coincidence: I think not!
Darude: Sandstorm
not sure if fake, but definetly gay
On the plus side, there’s very little chance of birth defects!
but a little chance of butt defects
What do you think OP is?
mom kicks me out for being gay
find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
Ah but that’s where all this gender fluidity/ambiguity gets interesting. OP might be a trans-dude, so “she” (apologies for the hypothetical deadgendering but it’s illustrative) would technically then be straight with no risk of butt defects (unless they did that of course) but with some risk of birth defects as he could then have been impregnated by his dad.
Do we have a c/brandnewsentence 😂
Who posts greentexts on 4chan.
Yup, here’s my flowchart:
posts on 4chan => dude
That’s it.
with the exception of /tttt/, but we don’t talk about that place
I think OP is implying that since this person is posting on 4 chan, this person likely already has a birth defect causing some sort of mental deficiency.
seems a bit rude to normal disabled people
You can take that up with OP I guess?
I can’t be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line “found a sugar daddy,” right?
I can’t be the only one who saw that coming
I’m surprised you can visualize it so well. I didn’t see them coming, though the title did give insight into the plot twist.
🇮 🇸🇪🇪N 🇾🇴🇺 🇨🇴🇲🇮🇳🇬 🇫🇷🇴🇲 🇦 🇲🇮🇱🇪 🇦🇼🇦🇾, 🇸🇹🇪🇻🇪🇳
that’s so sad i wish they had more time together
Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him
or they just spent 2 years together without saying eachothers names, like normal people do
what if the dad knew?
Son, I didn’t get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let’s make up for lost time.
Making up for lost time by pitching and catching, or by playing with 4 balls at once?
Kinky
Could be true, it is gay
but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother’s names
they probably knew each other’s fursona names
Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream
Gay: Anon fucked their dad
It’s like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.
And the hammering is in the bed.
With more tongue.
And more fake.
This is the poor man’s Oedipus Rex.
Anon discovers Oedipus.
No, its gay. Oedicoc
reverse oedipus
The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasn’t really his dad. That’s why they never recognised each other
8yo is super young for his dad to realise he’s gay, so all power to him.
