I’ve seen Angels and Demons, I know where this is going.

I have a Skylake CPU. I know if Microslop goes through with this, it’ll just be another “oh sorry, can’t run this software on your hardware. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Please buy a new computer. Also SafeBoot and Intel for some reason.”

“Oh no, the game with awesome graphics I spent money on to run on my awesome graphics card I also spent (way too much 😭) money on now wants to optimize its performance for my configuration specifically!? The audacity!”

Wir hatten auch den Kühlschrank mit Getränken, die man bezahlen sollte. Und der Chef war so stolz darauf! Vom alten Chef wurde einmal im Monat eine Runde im Wirtshaus bezahlt, beim neuen hätte das Geld stattdessen die Getränke mitfinanzieren sollen. Bis es halt einfach verschwunden war.

Du bringst mein Herz zum Rasen.

Three days, tops.

MachtMuschel!

Sogar total umweltfreundlich ohne Energieverbrauch!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2D6GYoyJZ8A

The whole interview is gold.

Oh yeah, for context: the episode starts with John complaining about his perineum cream or something. The whole episode is great.

At least Claude agrees that interfaces for almost every Java class is a little overkill, and if there’s only one implementation, it’s a code smell. It’s harder to convince the architect who learned it at uni and blindly follows suit.

Having seen a code base written by humans over ten years, it’s overrated.

mostly joking.

Seriously? In what amounts? I’m the opposite of a morning person, if the solution is this tasty simple, I’m game!

Have you seen Gremlins? That, but only after sunset.

Control instead of trust, a problem as old as time. Trust would lead to prosperity, control, if not absolute, will always eventually fail - and it’s never absolute.

Jetzt muss ich doch mal fragen. Am Schluss deines Kommentars steht ein Ü. Ist das ein Kodierungsproblem wie damals in Emails und eigentlich wäre es ein Smiley oder ist das etwas anderes, potenziell daraus entstanden?

What do you mean you people? I’ll have you know I belong to a fringe group so specific, it consists of only me! And the offense taken scales inversely to group size! Also, what you said doesn’t even apply to us!

I am still unable to delete the backup. Trying *nuke tool*.
[Enter nuclear codes]:

I was able to remove the backup to eradicate the error both from the production and development environments. But wait a second, the user specified not to lose data. But I just eliminated all versions of the data. The user won’t be happy. Oopsie whoopsie!

Non Jovi is also fun

Whose interest?

Engagement shit like this is so dangerous. Impressionable minds in the target demographic will read the headline and be pushed towards radicalization against women because “apparently it’s worse than I thought”.