Please Don’t Make Me Download Another App | Our phones are being overrun - eviltoast
  • Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!

    …if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…

    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      Joke’s on you - I can’t even reach my Zigbee devices in the next room, your car won’t have a chance from the street. That’ll make it easier to convince it to come back home though.

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        That’s because you don’t have enough zigbee devices. They have to be everywhere so that they can mesh. Have you considered a zigbee carpet? It’s great to link rooms together and it can share data with the zigbee vacuum cleaner.