"Weak men create hard times" - eviltoast
  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 months ago

    We should just revive everyone who contributed to this dumpster fire and make them fix it before they can go back to being dead.

    • Colonel Panic@lemm.ee
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      3 months ago

      Do we REALLY want zombie Reagan and hundreds of others like that running around again? I dunno about you guys, but I’m so tired of living through Interesting Times ™️ and Unprecedented Events ™️. A zombie apocalypse where they don’t eat our brains, but just fuck up the economy even more doesn’t sound fun.

      • Midnitte@beehaw.org
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        3 months ago

        Make Zombie Reagan take Carter’s former place and build homes (by hand) for poor people.

        The holy water that leaks out of the sink will probably burn him out of existence anyway.

      • NormalPerson@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Lmao, yeah I can’t imagine why someone would think that reviving them would make them suddenly want to correct their mistakes. They just got a chance to further be shit.

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          3 months ago

          Since we’re just playing necromancer, why not have these zombies live in constant agony wishing for true death and the only way they can achieve it is to undo their legacy work which binds their children.

          The fantasy was already pretty high, may as well lean into it