HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square164fedilinkarrow-up1561arrow-down124
arrow-up1537arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square164fedilink
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoso does that mean Jesus could change semen to wine if he was giving a handy since semen is mostly water? follow up question, would there still be semen in the wine if all he’s changing is the water? follow follow up question, how much money do you think one could make if they ejaculated wine instead of semen? finally, do you think Jesus masturbates and ejaculates wine for a refreshing post-nut beverage?
minus-squareOokami38@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoFirst two, yup, if those are what he wants to happen. The others depend on the buyer and Jesus’ mood that day.
so does that mean Jesus could change semen to wine if he was giving a handy since semen is mostly water?
follow up question, would there still be semen in the wine if all he’s changing is the water?
follow follow up question, how much money do you think one could make if they ejaculated wine instead of semen?
finally, do you think Jesus masturbates and ejaculates wine for a refreshing post-nut beverage?
First two, yup, if those are what he wants to happen. The others depend on the buyer and Jesus’ mood that day.