Putin’s much-feared ‘Satan 2’ nuclear missile failed 4 out of 5 tests - eviltoast

Russian President Vladimir Putin has suffered an emabarassing setback as his feared Satan 2 nuclear arsenal failed four out of five missile tests, according to arms experts and satellite imagery from the launch site.

High-resolution satellite images of the launch pad at Russia’s Plesetsk test site, where the RS-28 Sarmat intercontinental ballistic missile exploded, shows extensive damage.

A crater approximately 60 meters wide at the launch silo at the Plesetsk Cosmodrome in northern Russia, along with visible damage in the surrounding area that was not present in images taken earlier in the month.

  • Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    A good number of people did until early 2022. It looked a lot better on paper.

    You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      2 months ago

      I mean the jokes comes from somewhere.

      To try to be less technical, I’d go as far as saying it was a double-digit percentage of public commenters. I remember because I was there thinking how dumb that is.