Quotes by George Bush - eviltoast
  • pdxfed@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

    There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.

    They misunderestimated me.

    You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

    Rarely is the question asked, “is our children learning?”

    "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

    Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

    I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right.

    Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.

    I don’t think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees.

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    the American people voted for him for the second time.

    they didn’t even want him the first time. but after he fucked up so much, they thought, yeah that’s our boy.

    the power of racism is nothing to scoff at.

    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2 months ago

      I’ll always remember the interviews where people stated they were voting him back in to fix the mess he made. Critical thinking has been dead for decades.

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        2 months ago

        what the fuck lol… i remember the stuff about him being the kind of guy you could drink a beer with, as if that’s a qualification. but this is more ridiculous.

        sure, send the bull back into the china shop to glue the china back together.

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    “As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

    This was written by H.L. Mencken in The Baltimore Evening Sun on July 26, 1920.

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      I honestly thought you were going to tell me that was an Idiocracy quote.

      Mencken makes sense too…

  • Zozano@lemy.lol
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    2 months ago

    I’m no George Bush fan, but in his defence:

    Point 1: the implication is the US are thinking about how the enemy will harm them

    Point 2: he is convinced the purpose of war is to establish peace

    Point 3: he probably meant "to catapult over the propaganda

    Point 4: ya dun fukt up

    Point 5: ya dun fukt up 2 George Bush Junioroo

    Point 6: (yes, i know it’s hypocritical) he’s right tho lol

    Point 7: heh heh

  • collapse_already@lemmy.ml
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    27 days ago

    I was kind of forgetting how much I hated that guy. Best thing that ever happened for him was DJT. I can’t believe we managed to elect someone even worse.