Cat 'Stolen' by Haitian Migrants in Ohio Was Actually Just in Cat Owner's Basement - eviltoast
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    3 months ago

    Have you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!