Putin encourages Russians to have sex at work amid falling birth rate - eviltoast
  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    “Being very busy at work is not a valid reason, but a lame excuse. You can engage in procreation during breaks because life flies by too quickly,” he remarked

    Yes, birth rates are falling because nobody has time to fuck. That’s definitely the problem…

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Well of coarse they don’t have time to fuck…they’re all too busy filling out paperwork for all the dead bodies that keep piling up.

    • jj4211@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Yep because as everyone knows the biggest time consumer associated with raising children is the conception. After those few minutes, you never need time for the children ever again.