Revealed: Ted Cruz had extensive ties to activist who wanted 'abortionists' murdered - eviltoast
  • mkwt@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Well you see, every February is egg laying season, and he needs those warm sandy beaches to incubate his spawn.

    Usually, he can just go down to Galveston and get what he needs. But that year was a very, very special case. It’s not easy being cold blooded.