Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 22 September 2024 - eviltoast

Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youā€™ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

Last weekā€™s thread

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

  • self@awful.systems
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    2 months ago

    Iā€™m so sorry. the tech industry is shockingly good at finding people who are susceptible to conversion like your CEO and DSO and subjecting them to intense propaganda that unfortunately tends to work. for someone lower in the company like your DSO, thatā€™s a conference where theyā€™ll be subjected to induction techniques cribbed from cults and MLM schemes. I donā€™t know what they do to the executives ā€” I imagine it involves a variety of expensive favors, high levels of intoxication, and a variant of the same techniques yud used ā€” but it works instantly and produces someone who canā€™t be convinced theyā€™ve been fed a lie until it ends up indisputably losing them a ton of money

    • Mii@awful.systems
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      2 months ago

      Yeah, I assume thatā€™s exactly what happened when CEO went to Silicon Valley to talk to ā€œimportant peopleā€. Despite being on a course to save money before, he dumped tens of thousands into AI infrastructure which hasnā€™t delivered anything so far and is suddenly very happy with sending people to AI workshops and conferences.

      But Iā€™m only half-surprised. Heā€™s somewhat known for making weird decisions after talking to people who want to sell him something. This time itā€™s gonna be totally different, of course.

      • YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems
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        2 months ago

        The ā€œimportant peopleā€ line is a huge part of how the grift works and makes tech media partially responsible. Legitimizing the grift rather than criticizing it makes it easy for sales folks to push ā€œthe next big thing.ā€ And after all, donā€™t you want to be an important person?