Real Alpha Men™ drink their Vanilla Ice cream shake from a metal bucket while shirtless and listening to death metal - eviltoast
  • BigFig@lemmy.worldEnglish
    26·
    3 months ago

    Don’t bring death metal into this. Those bros are more likely listening to pop country

    • BossDj@lemm.ee
      5·
      3 months ago

      No, it’s accurate. They role play being hardcore when they’re at the gym. It’s when they get back in their truck their fantasy self image role play turns to good ol boy when the pop country comes on. Or sometimes 90’s country because, in their mind, all country after that is part of that change they hate so much.

      Then when they get home, they role play being a big leader man all in charge as they boss around their little children and make them say “yes sir”