What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and legs?
Still no eye deer.
That said, I would hope that “was it your spouse that bashed your face in with a shovel?” Might hold gravity in a witness testimony.
“Yes, we were alone in the bedroom and I asked them why they had a shovel in the house, to which they responded, listen to this”. “The sound was spectacular, THONK! just as you would expect, but then I realized this is exactly how their ex was found, I’m not looking forward to spending an eternity listening to their retelling, always went on for ages”
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and legs? Still no eye deer.
That said, I would hope that “was it your spouse that bashed your face in with a shovel?” Might hold gravity in a witness testimony. “Yes, we were alone in the bedroom and I asked them why they had a shovel in the house, to which they responded, listen to this”. “The sound was spectacular, THONK! just as you would expect, but then I realized this is exactly how their ex was found, I’m not looking forward to spending an eternity listening to their retelling, always went on for ages”