No! I’ll win at gambling everything I have 25 consecutive times to make enough money to be able to exploit people and crush lives until I’m a billionaire.

Then, I’ll keep hurting untold numbers of people for my personal profit because I have no soul. That’s the dream!

they call it long pork

but allegedly it cooks, smells, and tastes more like lamb.

how many suhi size bites could we make? is there enough for everyone?

What’s that fish that just releases hella mucous when threatened? I bet they taste like that goop.

If you think about the numbers involved there’s actually little chance in realizing that dream too. We outnumber them by sooooooo much the chance of even getting a tiny morsel is astronomically small.

You are what you eat

This is all hypothetical, isn’t it, Tom? All academic?