Here we go again. The Onion turning from Satire to Seer.

His grave just another popular rest stop.

This Federal Government has shown that they have no regard for “the law”, therefore they have no right to anything.

Earlier today I read an article about ChatGPT getting trounced by Chess on the Atari 2600 at the beginner’s setting.

This is the vengeful side.

This is great but I think Elon’s boobs are bigger IRL

I’m more worried about thr government trampling on my rights.

Like maybe deciding that they just don’t like ‘your kind’ and decide to strip away your legal status? I don’t think there is any such thing as a ‘legal immigrant’ in their eyes. Maybe if you’re white.

This is quite possibly the truest words that have ever come out of that creature.

Just wait til your 40s

Sometimes sacrifices must be made.

“In his country” suggests he’s an immigrant. This means he too, is an immigrant right? How does he resolve this hypocrisy?

Duh, because he’s one of the good immigrants.

Quick! Someone explain Citizens United to Trump and how it will allow Elon to get away with this!

I searched for Arby’s Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn’t see an end date–and yes, they’re pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.

You can’t go wrong with your dick in a box.

Tax burdens for billionaires

Lets reach a compromise. Impeach Trump (successfully) and then take away SpaceX from Elon. That way things would be fair.

One of the major outlets headline is “The two worst people in the world are finally having a big, beautiful breakup”

He’s also wearing a spacex shirt there.

This one is the most entertaining in a while.

You’re definitely right about Pitchford or w/e dingleberry’s name is.