You're about to be raised as an undead by a necromancer. You have a choice what type of undead you come back as. What do you come back as? - eviltoast
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      2 months ago

      But that is what the Good News™ is all about for the evangelicals! He is already HERE! Parts of him are probably fossilized or petrified by now. And the rest of him is just dust. And dust never goes away. Why, I might even have a particle of Jesus dust in my yogurt right now! Halleluhah.