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minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59·25 days agoNext you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·25 days agoWhat else have we been lied to about??
minus-squareDharkStare@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·25 days agoStrippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
minus-squaretiny@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·25 days agoSomehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·24 days agoI think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?
minus-squareVulKendov@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·24 days agoFor the curious “blumineck” is the name of his channel
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·24 days agoAnswering questions no one asks like can you wield a pole arm in 6 inch platform heels?
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·25 days agoInteresting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.
minus-squareLocalhorst86@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·25 days agoEverything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.
minus-squareTehBamski@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·24 days agoSanta Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
minus-squareBlackDragon@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·24 days agoI’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
minus-squarexia@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 days agoSo he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?
Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
What else have we been lied to about??
Strippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
It’s what?!
(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.
I think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?
For the curious “blumineck” is the name of his channel
Answering questions no one asks like can you wield a pole arm in 6 inch platform heels?
The cake
Interesting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.
Everything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.
The caketrix
Who gets to lick the spoon
Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
I’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
So he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?
They’re not???
Some probably are.
I want to believe