Face of a sociopath.

Might take a dump on a picture of Trump. Not sure if I want to waste the paper though.

I hate to break it to you, but…

Ahh, a self serving congressman. We need one of the signs that keeps track of the time since the last screwup. “It’s been 0 days since a congressman put their interests above those of the people they serve.” Wonder what the record would be. A week?

Someone is making bank. They aren’t literally lighting money on fire.

Bleu cheese?

He already got shot, supposedly, when he was running for office.

I know what it’s not. 47.

Wonder which low level employee is gonna be the scapegoat.

I did not say there wasn’t.

Gonna have to be Wagyu instead of caviar and foie gras. I’m a monster.

You’re reading a lot into the two sentences I posted. AKA, making shit up.

Because I don’t use Facebook? That’s new.

You know, if you happen to burn the white house down again, we’ll just look the other way. This bag of money? Ohh, it’s not a payment or a bribe. It’s a thank you gift. Giving people money/gifts after the fact is OK according to this administration.

Because they are monkeys. Monkey see, monkey do.

Gonna be a whole conspiracy theory around the assassination attempts. Alternate timelines. More than a few people willing to time travel to kill him before his first term.

Basically, similar to Hitler but hopefully not THAT bad. The fortunate part is Trump is already old as shit and not in great health.

Well, there’s a lawsuit to keep track of. If it turns out to be true, you think Congress would even care?