Donald Trump says he will flee to Venezuela if he loses election [Newsweek] - eviltoast

Headline slightly sensationalised compared to article content. But he did say he’d go to Venezuela if he loses.

  • SolidGrue@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    “No, no, Agent! I am Donald…o Trump…ski. Famous Russian real estate guy and international lover of beautiful ladies. You don’t need my passport because all your friends know me. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF DONALD TRUMP I’M THE PRESIDENT!”