FTC head wants investigation into grocery stores over inflated prices - eviltoast
FTC seeks investigation into grocery prices amid continued inflation
www.independent.co.uk
The federal regulator wants to see if grocery chains are ‘exploiting their power to inflate prices’
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    • Crime happens

    • People notice the crime happening

    • Journalists report on the crime

    • Documentarians spend thousands of hours collecting data to illustrate the size and scope of the crime

    • A national outcry erupts

    • Politicians finally consider this worth their attention

    • “We’re going to look into it.”

    • Economic collapse occurs because of all the crime

    • Giant bailouts for all the criminals

    • “Now is not the time to place blame. Also, blame migrants and poor people and idk, maybe Jimmy Carter or something.”

    • Economy recovers

    • New Crime happens