late_night@sopuli.xyzM to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 months agoI wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as petsmessage-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down12
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareI wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as petslate_night@sopuli.xyzM to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareChe Banana@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoGranted. Mini-Cows will never become house trained so you become accostomed to a warm-squishy cow patty gushing between your toes when you walk to the bathroom late at night.
Granted.
Mini-Cows will never become house trained so you become accostomed to a warm-squishy cow patty gushing between your toes when you walk to the bathroom late at night.