Ask Your Jesus Doctor - eviltoast
    • crawancon@lemm.ee
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      4 months ago

      and look at those suspicious smiles.

      i think there may be a gun hidden in this picture somewhere!

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      4 months ago

      Doesn’t that include original sin, which is basically everything anyone in your family ever? So magical hippie dude still dies for something of you don’t sin.

      • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        According to be bible, Adam and Eve caused people to be born with the sin of knowledge and Jesus forgives that sin through baptism. Every other sin after that is absolved through confession and penance. Thus we have deathbed confessions, as long as you talk to a priest and say a couple hail marys just before you kick the bucket, you’re all good to be a giant piece of shit for the ~80 years before that!