"I was shot in the head, just like Lincoln." - eviltoast
  • VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
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    4 months ago

    I saw the bullet on the way, dodged it, and directed the return fire before the lady agent went for me (they can’t resist me you know)…

    Put that into a trump translator and bingo.