The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten - eviltoast
      • irreticent@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        Rip out the old guard with the ferocity deserved of the handle on your greatest enemy’s anal beads.

        Ouch! I just imagined someone yanking out a strand of anal beads in the way they’d try to pull start a lawnmower.