Reason #7 will shock you! - eviltoast
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    1 year ago

    Sounds like 1/10 of Petr Ruzavin to me:

    Russian tanks: advance towards Kiyv
    Russian journalists: no longer welcome in Ukraine
    Petr Ruzavin: knows exactly where he needs to be
    Everybody: expects Kiyv to fall
    Police: frantically gathers all the resources they have to defend the city
    Also police: laughs together with Petr Ruzavin interviewing them

    Kharkov region: liberated
    Petr Ruzavin: there and reporting

    Kherson: liberated
    Petr Ruzavin: reporting and celebrating with Ukrainians

    Kherson: flooded
    Reporting from a boat: Petr Ruzavin, of course

    After the war is over, this guy needs a biopic and a statue. While he’s still alive, because I seriously doubt his mortality at this point.