The President Can Now Assassinate You, Officially - eviltoast
Under this new standard, a president can go on a four-to-eight-year crime spree and then retire from public life, never to be held accountable.
  • JesusSon@lemmy.world
    161·
    5 months ago

    Because the point is to scare you. “Breaking news president buys crack” is not as scary as “Breaking news president axe murders cabinet.”

    The ruling is not good, but it’s not Seal Team Six executes its political rival bad. It’s more likely to be President sells nuke secrets to Saudi Arabia under the new official “I Get to Sell Nuclear Secrets to Saudi Arabia Act” he just made up right now.