The real perpetrators of Jan 6 - eviltoast
  • sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    1 year ago

    depends how the script is written…

    In the atrium of a former skyscraper in Manhattan, a shabby figure is banging on a microwave.

    The flesh is falling off his face. He is 130 years old.

    He had found a package of insta popcorn in the ruins. The ruins he orchestrated.

    The microwave is plugged in; he just verified that.

    He forgets power in the city has been gone since he was Mayor-Ceasar 40 years back.

    He is Rudy Giuliani, a titan among… among… fuck. He can’t remember.

    He swallows a gob of hair dye for sustenance.

    It takes him three days to climb a flight of stairs and find…