McDonald’s will stop testing AI to take drive-thru orders, for now - eviltoast
Would you like seventeen packets of ketchup with that?
  • suction@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    5 months ago

    Touchscreen? That’s old, we can’t use that in our marketing, even BK has those. We need something new, fuckin do I care if it works???

      • suction@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        5 months ago

        Those would stop working because local scoundrels would stick their chewing gums in them

        • rottingleaf@lemmy.zipEnglish
          2·
          5 months ago

          With hercons without place to stick anything. Like a blister. You’ve seen such buttons.

          • suction@lemmy.worldEnglish
            1·
            5 months ago

            Those could work if it wasn’t for the local perverts blocking them 24/7 because twiddling them feels a bit like twiddling a robot’s nipples

            • rottingleaf@lemmy.zipEnglish
              1·
              5 months ago

              Never seen that. One can make them less like nipples and more like a depressable square area on a wall.

              • suction@lemmy.worldEnglish
                1·
                5 months ago

                If it wasn’t for those Medellin kids who stole all the square shapes from the wall button factory, I tells ya