McDonald’s will stop testing AI to take drive-thru orders, for now - eviltoast
Would you like seventeen packets of ketchup with that?
    • suction@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      5 months ago

      Those would stop working because local scoundrels would stick their chewing gums in them

      • rottingleaf@lemmy.zipEnglish
        2·
        5 months ago

        With hercons without place to stick anything. Like a blister. You’ve seen such buttons.

        • suction@lemmy.worldEnglish
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          5 months ago

          Those could work if it wasn’t for the local perverts blocking them 24/7 because twiddling them feels a bit like twiddling a robot’s nipples

          • rottingleaf@lemmy.zipEnglish
            1·
            5 months ago

            Never seen that. One can make them less like nipples and more like a depressable square area on a wall.

            • suction@lemmy.worldEnglish
              1·
              5 months ago

              If it wasn’t for those Medellin kids who stole all the square shapes from the wall button factory, I tells ya