I 100% support this new Harry Potter - eviltoast
    • ALQ
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      16718 days ago

      She would almost certainly have threatened to contact her “solicitor,” not her “attorney,” if it were real, given she’s from/in the UK. Still a very entertaining read, though.

    • Neato
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      5418 days ago

      Probably not due to that last little one cut off, but it’s fun to imagine.

        • Nate Cox
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          4818 days ago

          The cut off “listen here” at the bottom took it past the edge of believability for me, but up to that point I was like 50/50 haha.

          • @NaoPb
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            818 days ago

            I could see her going “now listen here you little shit”

      • @li10@feddit.uk
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        4318 days ago

        I heard a lot about JK’s views and honestly thought it was exaggerated. Went to her Twitter once tho and it was literally all she was going on about.

        Kinda like Graham Linehan, she’s completely fallen down the rabbit hole with this stuff. The DMs are fake tho.

  • arthurpizza
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    3218 days ago

    The term “Bang Noodles” is now part off my permanent lexicon.

  • I’m enjoying the 2nd book, Giuseppe Stromboli and the Carbonara of Secrets, tremendously. Especially when Giuseppe, Ronaldinho, and Himmione have to serve their detention in the kitchens making sausage out of dead goblins.