jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoWhat does your booger feel like rn?lemm.eeimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1236arrow-down117
arrow-up1219arrow-down1imageWhat does your booger feel like rn?lemm.eejonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squaredeegeese@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·4 months agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·4 months agoA guy says to his wife: “Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!” Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?” He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way…”
minus-squarenifty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoMine are mostly 4s, unless I don’t drink a lot of water then they’re 1s or 3s. You?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale
A guy says to his wife: “Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!”
Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?”
He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way…”
Mine are mostly 4s, unless I don’t drink a lot of water then they’re 1s or 3s. You?