Retired firefighter and veteran comes out as gay — in his obituary - eviltoast
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    I really don’t want to pry. And here’s why- Once, I said to my wife that it looks like people are giving someone a blowjob when they start to eat a banana and my mom walked into the room and said, “what’s so bad about that?” And she was in her 70s then. I definitely don’t want to know about my mother’s sexual proclivities now that she’s 82.

    Ick.

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      5 months ago

      Maybe she ws going to queue up some George Carlin jokes about ‘cocksucker’ changing from being an awesome person to a terrible person.

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        5 months ago

        I think she was just saying, based on the novels she now writes, that she enjoys giving blowjobs.

        I just didn’t need to know that about my mother.

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          5 months ago

          Oh dear. She’s a smut novelist. Well hopefully you are supportive and add her books to your library. 😄

          I would absolutely cringe if my mom brought that up but I think that is largely because that is not something my parents really ever talked about. My wife had the opposite experience where she and her mother were fine talking about it growing up.