EW can exclusively confirm the pop superstar is not in the film
Lemmings, any other scoops as to what Taylor Swift also isn’t in?
A public bus.
Any public transit for that matter.
Did y’all not see what that one streamer did, randomly showing up in NYC? Imagine how fucked it would be if she randomly took a bus. Fuck going to work that day, basically
I can exclusively confirm that she’s not in my dining room.
She’s not in any John Waters movie, but she probably should. That would be original.
My bedroom.
Are you sure? When was the last time you checked?
I checked just now just to be sure.
Well? Any luck?
Still no.
I can neither confirm nor deny that she is in my rectum.
Apparently stems from the football game plus one of the new movie posters…
Because, you know, Swift went back in time to invent friendship bracelets.
This post and comment thread has been one of the most amusing I have read on Lemmy. Kudos!
She’s actually the only reason I was going to see it, if Taylor is out - I’m out too. Bad move Disney.
Her being in it is the only reason I wasn’t going to watch it, but now I will. Great move Disney.
😡 the Swifties will hear of this at the next council meeting
