This is stupid and I love it.

This joke is a bit too transparent, but I like it

Thanks Obama!

I can see through the joke.

The person who discovered this probably didn’t like sand very much.

Degrees F or C? And no, I will not look this up for myself, what do you take me for? Some kind of guy who makes trivial web searches instead of asking in a public forum?

laughs loudly with effort

clear? i dont know about that. just melting some random quartz sand does not make it very clear