He'll be living with this for the rest of his life - eviltoast
    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Why did you delete your comment? Anyway we can all still see it until you really delete it.

      One day in heaven, St. Peter goes out to the Pearly Gates to see how things are going.

      He sees two signs. One reads “Stand here all ye men who were henpecked by your wives.” The other reads “Stand here all ye men who were NOT henpecked by your wives.”

      In front of the first sign is a line of over 10000 souls.

      In front of the other sign, Riley stands alone.

      St. Peter goes over to Riley and asks him, “Riley, why are you standing here by yourself?”

      Riley replies, “My wife told me to stand here.”