You will ease my mind?

Sally Sparrow, Duck Now!

More ai crap.

Will the donut and muffin ministries follow suit?

How many algerians? Were they free range?

Begun, the phone battery wars have.

He looks quite concerned.

Alma Cogan was a popular singer who had died recently when this was written. So kind of a ‘too soon?’ thing.

'Sex is more fun than logic. One cannot prove this, but it ‘is’ in the same sense that Mount Everest ‘is’, or that Alma Cogan ‘isn’t’. Goodnight."

The cat in the picture certainly isn’t having his turn.

Today is a weed? Are you spraying tomorrow as well?

“Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!”

https://youtu.be/v8xc4wuDB8Q

My arm started itching after reading this. Thanks.

Our sun will never explode, so you can feel better about that one.

It will only swell to a red giant and incinerate the inner planets.

I was watching this video on neutron stars the other day, and apparently there is a kind of matter containing Strange quarks that acts as a catalyst to convert any other matter it touches into more of itself. Like Vonnegut’s Ice 9, but far worse. And apparently some people think it could be created in the LHC. The entire planet could be converted into a super dense ball of this stuff in minutes.

“Oops”

I think it is Bill Posters, and he’s always in trouble.

I just love the intersection of Star Trek and Cheers.

What’s a party?

Looks like you answered your own question. :)

Guinan: What would you say to a beer, Mr. Spock?

Spock: Why would I wish to converse with an alcoholic beverage?

Guinan: How does a nice cold beer sound, Mr. Data?

Data: While most liquids do not actually produce any audible sound, I find that if I increase the gain on my audio processors, I can discern the faint popping sounds emitted by the carbonation breaking the surface. However, I do not believe this is affected by the temperature of the beverage.

Making our way through the Galaxy
Giving her everything she’s got
Getting rid of all these tribbles
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn’t you like to get away

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“Star Trek was filmed before a live studio audience.”