Dude had a real body and still chooses the sex doll? What even is the point of working in a morgue? 🤷🏻♂️
FBI? Yeah, this guy right here
Hey, dude isn’t into men, give him a break.
Why would he steal a sex doll when his work was full of them?
I know! Just screw the corpses like a self respecting perv.
Bacteria.
Bacteria?
What kind of sentence fragment is that?
Is he trying to get or avoid them?
Evidentiary purposes. Did… did he think the dead guy fucked the doll to death?
He had to stick his own dick in it to find out
Offbeat or beat off?
how do you think he knew about the guy’s doll? okay, so didn’t even just grab it and go? he needed to try her out right there in the bed the guy died in, wild
This guy was sent to the house to gather the corpse, and the doll was lying in bed.
You must read the article, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions.
If by rollercoaster of emotions you mean “laugh out loud funny from start to finish,” then yes
You weren’t joking, that was wild!
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