Samuel Alito: ‘I Tried To Take The Flag Down, But My Wife Hit Me. She Hits Me Every Night’ - eviltoast
WASHINGTON—Casting blame on his wife for the controversial flag that flew outside his home, Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito told reporters Thursday that he tried to take it down, but Martha-Ann Alito, 70, hit him, and she hits him “every night.” “As soon as I saw it, I asked my wife to take it down, but she said,…
  • TheDudeV2@lemmy.caEnglish
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    4 months ago

    I was biting down hard until the last sentence: “She Hits Me Every Night” and then I lost it laughing!