The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agoSorry, the name stucklemmy.worldimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1842arrow-down14
arrow-up1838arrow-down1imageSorry, the name stucklemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agomessage-square66fedilink
minus-squareGlent@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down2·6 months agoWhy did god want the pope shot?
minus-squareDoubletwist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down1·6 months ago“God works in mysterious ways”
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·6 months agoGod wanted a popemobile. Q.E.D.
minus-squareVolkditty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoWhat does God need with a starship popemobile?
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoQuantum Erectile Dysfunction: I swear it’s hard when you’re not directly observing it.
minus-squareskulblaka@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up25·6 months agoTo teach him that dignitaries on display are vulnerable to snipers
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoProbably for covering up all those pedophiles.
Why did god want the pope shot?
“God works in mysterious ways”
God wanted a popemobile. Q.E.D.
What does God need with a
starshippopemobile?deleted by creator
Quantum Electrodynamics
Quantum Erectile Dysfunction: I swear it’s hard when you’re not directly observing it.
To teach him that dignitaries on display are vulnerable to snipers
To make him holy
Probably for covering up all those pedophiles.