Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 2 June 2024 - eviltoast

Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid!

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post, thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

  • sc_griffith@awful.systems
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    7 months ago

    an exciting new startup promises to be ā€œairbnb for gpusā€! rent out your GPU to run untrusted code for pennies an hour: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40260259

    bonus: the company is ā€œpivotingā€ from drone delivery

    bonus bonus: boomer in the comments going on a nonsequiter rant about trans furries

    Wait a year and see how kids get on blockchain to sell and buy GPU resources for rendering ā€˜trans furriesā€™, or better analyse classmatesā€™ stolen chats. I can vividly remember we were by no means disclosing private info back in ā€˜94 only to see a world of influencers in 2024 sharing their very personal guts for profits.

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      7 months ago

      christ and of course itā€™s a YC company. they really should print that on the office entrance wall or something

      YC: Where Monopolied Rentware Is The Only Business Model We Know

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      Wait a year and see how kids get on blockchain to sell and buy GPU resources for rendering ā€˜trans furriesā€™

      excuse you, i render my fursona with my own GPU

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      ā€œNewā€. The crypto bros already thought of this for GPUs years ago (they probably werenā€™t the first), and the basic idea goes at least as far back as SETI@Home.

      Also I guarantee these people havenā€™t thought about, or donā€™t really care about, the security implications of GPU rental. It ainā€™t trivial thatā€™s for sure, Iā€™d never connect my GPU to the internet with any program that has thought about this less than web browsers have (WebGL / WebGPU) for that reason alone.

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        So the top response is asking the painfully obvious question: how is this secure? Some dude (not sure if itā€™s one of the startup employees) responds ā€œLetā€™s just use homomorphic encryption!ā€ then throws a pissy fit because some people downvoted the suggestion of running extremely inefficient computation on rented hardware.

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      Thereā€™s something soā€¦ crypto broā€¦ about someone mad that influencers spill personal info for profit instead of having it stolen from them by hackers. ā€œHey! That was my payday!ā€