I don't have long left - eviltoast
    • Sylvartas@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Or all the backpacks that will supposedly last your entire life. The companies that actually mean it have them under warranty for several decades though (or even until the actual end of your life but it requires some form of registration)

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Step 1: Garuntee a product for life or full refund.

        Step 2: Cease business and start a different company.