Local Teachers Union Announces Plans to Invade Gaza in Order to Secure Government Funding - eviltoast
  • PSoul•Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    The title is the first punch but this line is the KO.

    I can either get shot in a war overseas or I can get shot by some active shooter while I do a lesson about the Revolutionary War.

    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      6 months ago

      Also this:

      “Listen Jack, the educators in the country are some of the most hard-working people I’ve ever met. They will make a great addition to the fight against terrorism. It’s because most of them have nothing to live for anyway because they can’t retire, they are in terrifying debt, and [the students] parents get to tell them what they can teach,” said Biden.

      and this:

      At press time, the teachers were holding a bake sale to raise funds for their airfare.