If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it? - eviltoast
  • edric@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    Eat a bag of sugar-free gummy bears or a half gallon of sugar-free ice cream. Another option as one other comment mentioned are those unregulated asian slimming teas that have questionable ingredients. The safest and most practical solution is a laxative used for colonoscopy prep.

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      6 months ago

      Sugar free gummy bears will make you shit your pants in 2 hours. And in 3 hours. And in 4 hours. Etc.