It would have cost you nothing to not post this.
and here we are claps cheeks
“Now with us, we can freely move ourselves through physical space - that’s how we fly. So, we don’t have to pivot on our feet and push off the ground. We can literally push off anything, we can create our own leverage.” - Omniman
Just felt like that should be quoted. No specific reason.
Yeah, that’s pretty much how constellations got invented.
Same as mermaids. It’s horny seamen!
The original versions of the stories the Brothers Grimm wrote down were also very X-Rated. More like horror hard core porn. You can’t look back on the children’s stories in quite the same way after reading version 1.
I’m staring right into the Thanus! Lord save me.
Th’anus
tips butthole fedora
Oh my god it’s full of stars!
It’s a big ol’ Brown Dwarf.
I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the earthlings.
I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps making new stars.
Polnareff?
A heavenly body?
Clappin’ those galactic cheeks!
ancient people who imagined centaurs and dragons out of 5 to 10 points would probably have their minds blown with todays space photography
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vela_supernova_-_VST_-_Eso2214a.jpg
And if you wanna learn more about the supernova, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vela_Supernova_Remnant
I’m so glad it’s a real nebula…
Same, I didn’t want to repost it if it wasn’t, I only post respectable shitposts
Horny jail
It’s the nebula that’s backing that dummy thicc ass up, not us.
Nebula already was in jail in form of a dense star, all those particles banging and fusing with each other for millennia, at some point their jail(er, the Perv. Grab Ity) couldn’t contain the horny no longer. So they exploded in a beautiful galactic exhibitionism piece of the thicc kind.
My gas giants are dummy thic.
A galactic cake with bountiful balls.
How do we get there???
You rang?
👑
Finally a meme I can get behind
Dr Manhattan .
