I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping - eviltoast

I thought the woman handing me this was going to ask for help reaching something, but she was handing this out to everyone.

  • Veedem@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I’d be more annoyed that this person couldn’t even bother me with a more up to date conspiracy.

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        7 months ago

        Masks trap CO2 and other gases, impeding the breathing process and killing you slowly

        …apparently at least 3 years slow, we’ll check back in with Cletus and his sisters(?) next spring.

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            7 months ago

            Whenever I’m driving and the song on Apple Music pauses to buffer, I pull over and call Bill Gates to ask why the 5g in my vaccine isn’t boosting the signal