I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping - eviltoast

I thought the woman handing me this was going to ask for help reaching something, but she was handing this out to everyone.

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      7 months ago

      Masks trap CO2 and other gases, impeding the breathing process and killing you slowly

      …apparently at least 3 years slow, we’ll check back in with Cletus and his sisters(?) next spring.

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          7 months ago

          Whenever I’m driving and the song on Apple Music pauses to buffer, I pull over and call Bill Gates to ask why the 5g in my vaccine isn’t boosting the signal