Image: Skeletor holding up a relatively huge 80s/90s cell phone with an aquatic mutant character name Mer-Man behind him.
Caption: Start every phone call with “my phone is about to die” that way you can hang up on them whenever you want to.
Image: Skeletor holding up a relatively huge 80s/90s cell phone with an aquatic mutant character name Mer-Man behind him.
Caption: Start every phone call with “my phone is about to die” that way you can hang up on them whenever you want to.
Better yet, tell them you’re dying, and if you need to, fake your death, move to Argentina, make that dive bar you always dreamt about.
How about starting the call by informing them they are dying. If they have questions just enforce your predictions to get out of the call.
I think those are threats…
I think most people would understood them as such.
But when they realise it’s already too late. They should have texted first.