Ah yes. That passage where Jesus said, “pay your landlord, for he is the idol which thou should worship for letting thyself life in thou’s abode.”

Or when he said, “ignore thy neighbor when he is in pain, for he is not thy self.”

Or that passage in the bible that says, “it is easy for a rich man to get into the kingdom of God, and it is also easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle.”

I think one of Jesus’ teachings said, “provide housing for thy sojourner, but only if he pays thee 30 silver coins.”